If toddlers were a cocktail:🍸
2 oz: I don’t want anything for breakfast but I’m going to eat all of yours.
1 oz: GTF out of here with that red cup… I want the other red cup!
1.5 oz: Here, hold my booger.
Poor in a chilled glass. Enjoy.
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) December 27, 2020